I got a berry! Oh my god, this is the first time I've ever gotten a good one

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

all the aliens on my planet have massive, massive asses

scared the shit out of me

he goes to his bowl and he sits down

One big, one small. Okay. I'm dead.

It's old bandage

save yourself a trip from going to the er

What am I listening to?

cap side down

I'm so bad at riding the pipe

it tastes like old bandage

Enjoy your nothing!

I was trying to take a selfie. I'm dead from that?

I've filled 42 jars in the last three days

The warm chicken