Found a bug. Sorry, I pressed the button for testing purposes.

They were, in fact, for real.

"Show Officer Fischer your awsome dog training skills"

I heard the instructions but...

Dynal is right, just empty your brain and press e.

FR I can't believe that worked xD

Took a second but I came around in the end.

uwu to demon = death

When my inconsistency rolls a 95

Sorry JubJub

I can't believe that worked!

OH MY GOD, A CHAIR!

Backshots with my ass in the air was not part of the equation.

how bout you suck it jack

And it was going so well D;

I got got xD