I wonder if there's like an achievement to get drunk

I'm a very bad person and they couldn't watch my stream

it would be rude for us to ruin this party

Assassin by day, terrible captain by night | First Playthrough | Thank you UbisoftANZ 🩷

Assassin by day, terrible captain by night | First Playthrough | Thank you UbisoftANZ 🩷

Apparently I'm more flammable than they are

Little Miss will take 26 years, 4 months, 11 days

I have always got my booty

Assassin by day, terrible captain by night | First Playthrough | Thank you UbisoftANZ 🩷

Assassin by day, terrible captain by night | First Playthrough | Thank you UbisoftANZ 🩷

Assassin by day, terrible captain by night | First Playthrough | Thank you UbisoftANZ 🩷

A frisbee frog. Frog. It looks like a... Like a poison dart frog.

Also live on Twitch makes it seem like we're an afterthought

Not as think as you drunk you are

Death Simulator 2018 | No Spoilers or Backseating Please | Part 3

Death Simulator 2018 | No Spoilers or Backseating Please | Part 3