linksassy does a big scream

not getting me, eggman.....

shadow goes for a joy ride

the anger consumes link

link dies on the inside

Link gets to see Sonic kick some ass

Link's first ever Sonic game ((she's an expert))

Link crashes out ((and doesn't read))

Sonic gets his ass beat and rings stolen

Link gets chased by a big bad

Perfectly timed commentary

Link proves that she is the master of puzzles

Linksassy sings a cheesepuff song

I'll............ketchup..........

Tear me up, peanut!! [ Linksassy simps for a pyramid ]

I HATE YOU