it's not gay if you high-five first

Oh my god, it's a massive penis!

Pam's got me pinned to the cushion and pushed down beneath

Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long

I'm not sorry about eating Jack

This is a lovely young Scottish lady

That's the thing with gamers, they don't look up

she complains when I don't stream, but then she never actually wants to play with me

I've been talking to you guys the whole time without realizing I'm muted

Control and B for anybody that's curious

I found an egg, but I can't find it

I'm going to be a granny. Not Charlie or anything like that. My cat.

the words vinnie and sugar daddy in the same sentence makes me cry

Good news. I found out the source of my problem. It's me.

Imagine if you guys just trusted me when I yelled, there's ballsacks in the hallway

being Scottish, I'm always in a bad mood