More likely to put a Tide Pod in my mouth than a spoonful of cinnamon

some nuggets from McDonald's sound really good

Dude can take seven bullets, but he can't step over a tree

Sings "So Sucky At this Game"

one of those scrub daddies

timing is key

Perfection in nugget form

There's so, so unbelievably many homeless. It's crazy.

I thought we were friends! Classic Space Marine.

Lance 425 looks more like a tater tot

We beat Russian Bias! Hell yeah!

somehow they're worse

I mean, the amount of, like, courage that that man has to have

One day I'm going to fall over and my nugget heart's going to stop beating

Are you overweight? I am overweight.

That was quick