she laughed at me

I had to take it off, though. It was a little pretentious.

she's a successful human being and I am not

Congrats, my man! That's insane!

she rubbed blood all in her hair and all in her face

I gave him a nice wide Tug chin

big announcement

I swear that looks like Billy Ray Cyrus.

I once saw him ninja kick through the bottom of a Styrofoam 64-ounce cup

Personally, I'm still on the fence.

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I was way too drunk to be parenting last week

Look at this. Like, he has, like, the Riker goatee.

On the third night, I realized it was coyotes

Oh, shit, it's not installed. 58

It's so easy and lucrative, they said