Level 70 monsters guarding level 7 crabs

I am to be feared

hey, random dude on the street

always get your cheese not pre shredded always shred your cheese yourself

See, this is why I hate New Babbage

if your system works for you

Subtle Foreshadowing

I almost slipped into a coma that I wouldn't have woken up from

we're swapping that thing to manual now

candy is like actually medicine for me now

I'm not afraid to admit that

I am NOT a teacher. I don't have the patience to teach.

Churro? Is that my new nickname now?

They're going to have to catch me first

Do not look at me. Do not look at me, bro.

Ground pounder? I barely even know her