Thiccc Thursday? #couchsader // !tots !krizz

I need to go because of the churros

I can't put my shoes on

Mango was my name when I was a male stripper

My name is Couch Sater now

In a world overrun by misguided followers

protect my ego the best way possible

hitting shots, yep

I just got mugged by my dog

Mango was my name when I was a male stripper

This is what your tater tots are for

Couchstrider

This is my mousepad chat

In a world overrun by misguided followers,

my back is whack

I actually used to have a wicked Widow's Peak