Instructions unclear, water spilled on head and all around me.

You don't want to hold my hand? I'm gonna jump on your head then.

Callously climbing elevator shafts and snow-covered ruins when GRAVITY IS SICK OF YOUR SH!T AGAIN

Kobi get shocked? kekw

[DATA CORRUPTED] sounds like untranslatable choking squeaks...which may or may not be an alarm?!?

FUÇK YOUR ARROWS I DO WHAT I WANT: Turkey.exe has stopped giving any fuçks. This is Turkey.exe, out.

"Just casually riding along a Metal Devil, as you do..." until suddenly GRAVITY IS SICK OF YOUR SH!T

HUIIII

Mini wolves or huge Connor?

Connor what are you doing Connor stahp [Connor Collecting Collectibles & Chill]

Wie gewonnen so zerronnen

Sleeping stowaway

Petting a cat that sounds like a horse

So süß! Töte es!

"oh gott wie kobi eichhörnchenschlaf ausspricht oh gott wie niedlich" (PlayStarRocker)

Platinum trophy in Assassin's Creed Odyssey