Got stabbed in the groin by a sheep

I'm a fortune cookie

did you want to be able to afford your electric bill

Nope we're done....

I saw a dog. And so I got out of my van

Screwdriver! Sorry, I woke the cats

my character's thing is that I am going on a road trip

VSMP: Yea yea I died AND i'LL DO IT AGAIN!

I'm shopping. Mind your own business.

I am winning

What a beautiful day to be stripping bodies

that has to be level 100 armor

I just wanted to close the curtain please and thank you

I better be able to put my pets in the car if I find pets

it was bad, but it was very funny

It just told me I sucked