The cutest Bort snort ever

next cosplay??

Bort flavored!!

Mushroom soy, And dehydrated shit in the pantry with @SydneyBistro

Memes? Straight to jail!

*Mouth Guitar Sounds* Easy HAS A HORSE!

huehuehue

When you come back and you are all alone...

Knocking the rust off

Ara Ara...

WEEE!!!! Splat!!!!

slipping into something more cornfy

this accursed thinger!

Flash Drives and Bort Snorts

do you wanna touch it?

Do I ALWAYS sound like a squeaky toy?!