luckily she didnt panic

We have the Elder Scroll, but I still feel empty inside. || Putting off heroic destiny for stupid shiznit instead. Come kick back and chill!

Hello, darling! I'm Astarion, your friendly neighborhood bloodsucker. Today I'll be enjoying the circus and maybe kill my master as a treat.

"Mommy, I wanna go to the circus!" (immediately murdered by a dinosaur) || It's the ciiircle of liiife. || Entering Act 3. Astarion's ready.

"Mommy, I wanna go to the circus!" (immediately murdered by a dinosaur) || It's the ciiircle of liiife. || Entering Act 3. Astarion's ready.

A Monster F'ers dream.

HOW DARE… not thr paper

Poorly Drawn Pets || Fundraiser for cat's Cardiology appointment || Feel free to hang out even if you can't donate! || Conversation friendly

Dungeon Crawler Carl? NAH! How about Dungeon Crawler Khajiit. || Come share your love of RPGs or just chat! I blab more than I play. Haha!

Dad jokes, dad bods, and dad smooches. What could be better? || Come watch some dream daddy, and tell me about your dad. Uh, is that weird?

NO, Blast!

Blast capped me.

Campfire stories with Red and Blasty

Blast, Imm'a beat that booty

Left me alone with a body!

Stay away from me, Blast!