This is starting to look almost like I know what I'm doing.

Starting a path of something rather.... ridiculously and needlessly large

Have you apologized to your neopets?

sacrifice for becky

He said what now?

Right in front of me!

Go to your room!

Yeah, I heard it too.

My hope was misplaced, yet still rewarded.

sing song

wait for it

Didn't mean to ignore you

Near Miss

I have bad jokes, and it will probably become your problem at some point.

Balls?

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