"NO!" They said calmly.

Free labotomy!

*Shrieking in the distance*

When it takes a second to connect the dots....

Volunteering to be the decoy

Cartoon tactics

No touchy!

I am but a man.

"YOUR SISTERS DEEEEEEEAAAAD!"

"Did I win..?"

Roomba HATES me!

When you run into a dead end....

The Roomba was a paid actor

Meeting the Terminator

TRAUMA!

"I sing when I'm nervous!"