I don't think I'm wrong saying this

Oh there's at least one body full of it

How?! The water isn't even that deep!

He said he wanted fun

In my defence I thought he could handle it

thinking you reach the bad end then...

recruiting Lucy the crable

petting Lucy the Crable

Sorry Warren I don't make promises I can't keep

I was weak and listend to the voice in my head

don't worry with boots I can flyeeehaaah!

Finding out that there's fall damage in the game

In hindsight this would be irony to the protectorate

Spoiler, figuring out the Bard's Secret

famous last words

Did... he just jump?