he almost got me

and his name is John Cena

and i YEET

someone always gets food poisoning

we lost our warranty

i found a snake

YEET

not the soda pop lizard while i'm SUFFERING

WHY WHY WHY

the final countdown

why did that happen to you

the portal to hell goes hard

that was an option?!

ghost babies with axes

there's a brain on the couch

the numbers said to go