what kind of tension?

i can take ‘em! *transforms* *surprised pikachu face*

Michael Vick every time he walks into a room

when you try to impress her but she's too honest for her own good

when you got to the local bar

Michael Vick when he get's to work

typical Texan be like

when you finally look at her fully

the game awards be like

that's what she said

Surprise montherFer

Excuse Me While I Pick up My Jaw

Beartraps & Jumpscares for Everyone

did he just say eat my A-hole?

she said....let me honk for a second

when the S**x doll you ordered actually looks legit