at least you admit it

It's Been 17,000 Years Since I Played This, Let's Drive Fast!

when you're a 4 but a 10 still gives you a chance

when she thinks she'll finally feel good, but you finish first

when she asks you to be more aggressive

when you find it

Chris Hanson be like

helldivers be like

toasty shit

you're a what!?

he's an adult virgin

what kind of tension?

i can take ‘em! *transforms* *surprised pikachu face*

Michael Vick every time he walks into a room

when you try to impress her but she's too honest for her own good

when you got to the local bar