He has no business having hair that gorgeous. - A Love Like Broken Glass

Boone Lookin Sad. And BUFF. - See How the Cat Jumps

BOONE! Of Course, He's a Cowboy - See How the Cat Jumps

Hot Old Men - Where They At! - See How the Cat Jumps

Just Matt - Jest Messters

Even MC's name is a pun - Jest Messters

So sweet you'll get cavities - Bloom

Paint all over it! - Bloom

Husbando of the Year: Harry! Harry! Harry! - Talents

That's one spicy plushie LOL - Rabbits Burn Softly

Did you steal those chocolates Sir? - The Community Notes Are Wrong

She could step on me and I'd thank her. - In Your Veins

Congratulations! You're Dead. - Salvus Aries

I died and STILL have to go to work?! - Salvus Aries

I died but STILL have to go to work? - Salvus Aries

Love Is BEEP - Love Is Trauma