JinksClip didn't ACTUALLY want to lose...

JinksClip wins his first Unity Cup!

JinksClip doesn't "run" the Unity Cup...

"OH MY GOD, IS MAY, BEYONCÉ???"

Was Akitsuneisnear really good though?

This spider is for you, Akitsuneisnear!

JinksClip ruins Akitsuneisnear's foot massage...

My passion took care my b**** of a wife...

"Our daughter has SAUSAGE FINGERS!"

"Chat, Chaotic_Bard and JinksClip are NOT covering 'Somebody is Getting F'd...'"

It's a milk frenzy!

"You DEFINITELY want milk with your breadsticks!"

"We share the braincell! We go AROUND the WORLD!"

"Sir, I am trying to 'flick...'"

How does Starry__Marieee like her coffee?

"FREE ME AMERICAN MAN, DO YOUR THING, BE AMERICAN!"