Barney

"oh feck, hang on, hang on. I forgot to raid–"

"Come to a… final conclusion… *twizzle*"

Studying ( . Y . )

"She's got a good set o' knockers on 'er…"

(in unison:) "Pink and green. Us." 🩷💚

🎵 Wedding cakes so q*eer 🎵

Faker

"Something old, something new, I'm a sIag, so are you"

"…turns out, great big lezza"

"Oh– sorry. Hihihihihi!"

Unnh! Blobbenfleish!

Put me in a headlock

[CC/UK] darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me✨ !shop !sounds

[CC/UK] darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me✨ !shop !sounds

[CC/UK] darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me✨ !shop !sounds