Have a nice fall!

They did break the law!

I mean they should've seen that coming!

Going skydiving with a new friend!

She probably should have just left

A twofer!

I hate when Sausage juice is sprayed in my eyes too

When the food comes to you!

Totally Normal Seattle things!

GIVE ME THE HAT!!

This better not awaken anything in me

I ask myself that daily

Absinthe Minded is one of the best puns I've heard

I'll try harder next time!!

A skip in my step, and murder in my heart!

LET ME IN!!!!