I've never even heard of Mars. It's not a real planet.

I was wearing a Shrek shirt

I'm gonna spill my seed whether God likes it or not

Oh, wait. What is my cat's name in this game?

I forgot I made him in the game

We got it! We got it! We got it!

GEEZ, LOLA! TOS!

Please give what?

We're level 4 lovers, but we're still just acquaintances

She went into the upside down, guys!

my girlfriend turned into the moon

I want to kiss her

I forgot I'm supposed to start a fire at some point in my house

I was born like three days ago

What do you call a really cool crocodilian who's paid to argue with people?

Why is it covered in boobs? It's covered in boobs.