I just gave you food! You dumbass!

play one of my many copies of Shrek

How did we get to this point

uh what

The thing is, I can't stop thinking about a springy little peepee.

Five inches long and 19 inches wide. Just how I like them.

Just saying it is like poetry

What's Milana doing?

The one who truly loves Rhea Ripley is me

the problem isn't the things you're touching, it's you

I'm going to have to figure out who's going to say that

Stoolie Dances

Rhea and Middy Scissor

I found out about Rhea Ripley at medieval times out of all places.

the owner came up she's like are you mama

I suddenly imagined what it would be like to run into Brendan Fraser in a dark alley