your mum pays me to be friends with you

If you were a dinosaur, what flavor of Lamborghini would taste the best?

If I wrote a book, would you buy it and read it?

oh my god i'm a titan

I'm in the next biome, mate

Skibity Toilet Titan War. What?

My high moon felt more like a good morning

Bro, Overwatch is older than him. That's crazy.

We're playing on my Samsung fridge and Jamie's on a Gameboy

I basically I ran out of alcohol one day

I've looked at avatar porn

Life is shit and alcohol makes it better

I stand a chance with Pink Pantherest

There's a hippo!

I've got goosebumps

I can't see them yet, but I can feel them getting ready