little couch goblin that I am

I blew myself up. And I loved it. Sorry.

He stole my chicken! I was gonna pick that one up!

Can't find my tootsies if you can't reach them

he literally eated your body at me

Don't. Don't. Touch my button.

It Blew Me Up

That's it? That's it? No. Give me more.

singing the song of his people

The secret ingredient is alien piss

I was too, quote, aggressive with the other girls

I accidentally nailed somebody in the face

Just a girl, a helmet, and a dream

We all screamed

Finders, keepers, losers, weepers

Wait, did I say dicks?