It wasn't me.. Shaggy style but with 1 shared brain cell

She got plorbed..... right in front of my eyes

I hit a fox.. um.. I don't think he made it.. he looks just as surprised as I was

That's a garage door.... or was...

Why is your neck so thick?? I ain't come here for this!!!

You got on daisy dukes and MASSIVE THIGHS

I assure you standing in front of me... you have no pants on PRT 1

We gotta TV!! Got the teller tube!!

Talkin smack not knowing.. you've been got too

What would you do... *camera is a paid actor*

When you hit the helium tank

Was that payback??

It happened again.... flying van

Officer I put myself in a bit of a pickle...

Don't text and drive....

When you're next expecting to shoot your own gun...