This devolved so much.

and then i married an accountant best best thing ever

This mask has gotten me one girlfriend.

Dark Souls 2 Ep.8 | I believe they called it Drangleic. Perhaps you're familiar. | Every 5 deaths = wheel

I lit this on fire. No one could see it.

I can set up a ladder. You've got to be shitting me

There's a pharmacy named Apop on my street

Dark Souls 2 Ep.7 | Long ago, in a walled off land, far to the north, a great king built a great kingdom.

Dark Souls 2 Ep.7 | Long ago, in a walled off land, far to the north, a great king built a great kingdom.

Dark Souls 2 Ep.7 | Long ago, in a walled off land, far to the north, a great king built a great kingdom.

a frog will grow in your stomach

Maybe I cured them now

Are we ready to conquer the world?

I'm such a knob

No, couldn't be this guy

it's been a good week