i just decided to go bald

he got three tattoos at 14 years old and they're drake

i started playing angry birds and they heard the volume

no Italians no Italians I don't trust those people over there

oh my god you work with the ops

I'm going to call you Casper

I literally just had seven and a half in boys shoes

Yo, did you know I was a rock star?

Are you trying to put your titties in my face

They're pretty mid

I was literally grabbing the chest out of the bush.

who says that don't know you don't know where you heard it from

so um you know i was i was walking to the bank

We died to human nature over here

I had a really good, relaxing Mother's Day

slice and dicey slice and dice the competition