beat the living out of myself

my first junior high slow dance was truly madly deeply

that's like one of my only claims to fame

Phoenix Rock 80 just resubscribed for 44 months

they're not used to people standing up to him

Just because you hate your family doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to spend time with mine

Dad's a legend.

when you hear the sound of the spoon hitting the bottom

Capricorn's in the microwave or something

I am not feeling needy at all

those were what I needed

I just got taken out by a goat

Black Pearl is a real ship

I'm trying to get somewhere. Damn it.

it went out and got leg implants

I need to pee. I'll be right back.