I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

Suffer like I have suffered

940 hours? And I'm that shit

Happy Thursday! <3 - Clip 3

That's the first time we've won something

I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thick

I like how that guy who joined asked me how old I was and then left

I just start the day with two pieces of chocolate and a handful of potato chips

Am I dead? Is that what you're telling me?

Dude, there are no socks. I'm not selling socks. Stop it.

they scared the living crap out of me

I am struggling in COD

You made me shoot!

I'm so dumb, literally

Welcome in Raid! Oh my gosh, thank you so much!

That actually creeped me out!