Nailed it. Absolute professional.

I'm the person with atheism, but I don't know what it's called

we realized that a thing called um like a quarry marker exists

This is such a rookie, rookie, rookie programming mistake

I'm special. So bloody special.

It starts! It's alive!

Keyboard no liking me

I just got fired from a florist

It's exquisite if you have a certain type of taste

monogamy sheets

Monogamy Shiet

Actually, my daddy is a police officer. And he'll kick your daddy's butt.

if you would draw a triangle between Satisfactory, No Man's Sky, and Star Citizen

You walk away from your computer and my game crashes

I need to come clean with everybody

And then the date went horribly