Do you ever just wake up hungover

I don't know what itch it is that this game scratches, but it sure scratches it

I've been arguing with stupid AI all day long

I'm bouncing in my chair

Shipping McShipboat? Perfect. Love it.

Having a cold during a heatwave. Can't recommend.

Like, all the magic is basically condensed in this one build

it's sliding on my mouse clicker instead of having the grip that my skin does

With great power comes great responsibility

We're outright hurtling through space before we can walk

We're live fixing things

No, I'm not 70 yet. Are you sure?

the dopamine hit from completing something

The literal ADHD tax is monetary and five digits

I haven't played Ark in years. Why do I still have the Ark muscle memory?

a Twitch whisperer earlier today, they asked if I wanted to be a sugar daddy