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Chekov: “In Russia, we call this ‘extreme tidy situation’… I am expert now!” Scotty: “Aye, and I’m the one fixin’ the mess you made. 🙄🧹”
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1d
Chekov: “In Russia, Garden of Eden was very clean place.” Scotty: “Aye… pity this isn’t it.” 🧽😄
2d
👉 Bones: "Dammit, this place is a biohazard!" Chekov: "In Russia, ve call zis 'Free Soup' Meester McCoy 🍲🧼"
2w
Spock: "I am detecting… biological hazards." Chekov: "Den ve clean like heroes of ze Federation! 🧽🚀"
Worf: "I am NOT a merry man!" / Misfortune: "Have some glitter, Mr. Worf!" 🎇🚀
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1mo
Kirk: “Red alert! Glitter on board!” Chekov: “In Russia, ve invented glitter… is very advanced.” 🚨✨
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Misfortune: “Do you want some glitter?” Chekov: “Little girl, glitter vill not fix zis.” ✨🦊🚀
Kirk: "What's inside Mister Chekov?" Chekov: "A wery Russian microwave, Keptin!" ☢️🥧
Chekov:"Little Misfortune, please explain vy everything is suddenly on fire. Spock did varning me. "🔥🖖
🚨 Chekov (Comms): “Red Alert! Zere are sparkles in engineering! ” 🔧 Scotty: “I canna clean glitter that fast!” ✨🌈✨
3
“First ve chase sparkles, then ve conquer ze galaxy.” “Your priorities remain… fascinating.” 🚀🌌
2mos
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