sorry squidward

is this enough for all the rigatoni i made

That's coming along like cookie dough

I thought you were just talking about me

Toilet wine Prison spread is hella good

there's no apples in it

What is going on on tik-tok right now

he's the guy that would like ping me 18 times when i was jobless

Twin towers, baby. Hit me with the double-double

Guys, you know where you should put your money

You guys are so selfish

I'm more of an eating guy than a cooking guy

All for me, then, I guess, huh?

we had to move people around on the plane because the balance was off

you almost got me fired today

I just drink for the love of the game