It's the weekend baby!! !cccoins - Clip 1

That's like if I stole Michael Jordan's ID. Hello, I am Michael.

Hey, just so you know, I'm a doppelganger

Don't even worry about me. Just run

Totally uncalled for behavior

How are my mounds? Perky. Because gravity doesn't affect mine.

Happy MOOnday! - Clip 2

love playing horror games. This nice little peaceful game in the water, too scary

too much blood of christ huh that's what it is too much jesus juice

They distracted me with the sex

just a couple of dudes hanging out

because Jurassic Park, baby

I thought it was funny at first and then they just kept repeating things

he was comfortable enough to lay down here next to my desk and just pass away

Give me that five guys, baby

You only make that mistake once