I can't afford to wait.

Bring your fedora next time...

He got to see his son...

I like it here, no I like it here.

10/10 baby graphics.

I'm basically a police negotiator.

Thats a lot of candles by your bed...

69% nice.

I have completely lost it...

This girl is fiesty, how I like them.

1st Jason now this...

This is what vaping does kids.

What if I am the origami killer...

Worst dad ever...

NO SON PLEASE DONT FLY OFF!!!

Dad your not doing the see saw right... I'm TRYING