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I texted him happy birthday a couple of days too early

It's right here! Are you kidding me?

Get a dog, people said. It'll be great, people said.

mother, you are supposed to only be paying attention to moi

That is literally all I wanted in life was to be a Marine

I have armor! I have armor!

That was the best thing I've seen in this game, dude

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Welcome to Palaholics Anonymous

Pokemon sucks eggs

I'm not into scat play, okay

Breeding WAS my happy place-but I was forced to be here

Why am I level 80 and having to run away?

PETA would cringe at me

You missed my absolute rage sesh earlier