My mother lied to me

Oh, I just spilled coffee. Bless it!

We're going back to Anemo before I have an aneurysm

We called her Aphrodite because her boobs were always out

Please don't tell dad

We're second rank citizens, kiddo

I didn't realize that I was muted this whole damn time

I said what I said. I hate SpongeBob.

The real reason I'm not scared of the hurricane

why

we ride at dawn

⋆. 𐙚 𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖎𝖙𝖘... - Clip 3

He's our inner city short king

I was 100 pounds soaking wet

I got a collectible! This is not a drill!

Turns out it was in my head. It was MS.