don't google fake taxi. or do. i'm not your dad (i assume)

the RAW SPEED of a TRUE CHAMPION (my life is over)

Comeback of the century

Ummmamussume

Grease represents all adhd people

now check this out

grease buffer

aint no beating the milk from a cat

no words given, none needed (though i assume they'd be "you suck at this")

Faith refused to move

lmaoooo comedy #funny #joke #humor #savemepleasehelpme

comedy is dangerous, never attempt it (i normally don't)

i saved this in case you feel like seeing me get stabbed to death today

this was definitely worth the prep time (it wasn't)

patiently letting me learn how to stab (it's my first time)

What do you do?