the best groan i have ever groaned

holes have only two uses

two idiots find their way around

don't google fake taxi. or do. i'm not your dad (i assume)

the RAW SPEED of a TRUE CHAMPION (my life is over)

Comeback of the century

Ummmamussume

Grease represents all adhd people

now check this out

grease buffer

aint no beating the milk from a cat

no words given, none needed (though i assume they'd be "you suck at this")

Faith refused to move

lmaoooo comedy #funny #joke #humor #savemepleasehelpme

comedy is dangerous, never attempt it (i normally don't)

i saved this in case you feel like seeing me get stabbed to death today