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just came across my wifes Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She`s not fun to be around. ..Drop a Lurk help with ad revenue.

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. ..Drop a Lurk help with ad revenue.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ..Drop a Lurk help with ad revenue.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.

Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.

The fear of long words is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Pubg I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was five.

Looking for that 3rd dinner this season.

Trying to get the dinner with the Mrs..

Quick few games with the Mrs..

Playing with the Mrs.. Who Knows

Your brain is constantly eating itself. This process is called phagocytosis

Carrots can turn you orange.

Carrots can turn you orange.