tuesdays are back with a vengince! omg how long have i been standing??? f#&k this week has been stupid lol

🧊 I’m playing 28 lands and still haven't seen one... | The shuffler is officially out to get me. 🧂 No onions, just salt today!

perfect double rainbow - can you spot it (i missed it!)

this week has decided to be extra stupid

🐑 LITTLE LAMBDA! WHERE ARE YOU ALL! JUST STAY RIGHT THERE🕵️‍♂️ I'LL BE BY SHORTLY! GORDON IS BRINGING THE REVOLUTION! 🔫🏙️💥

🧔🏼‍♂️the beard says we find more achievements🧔🏼‍♂️i don't make the rules here, it's taking control #watchout

🌑 shivering in the dark 🕯️ staring into the abyss ⚱️ it is too cold for mercy today so i am making sure trinity feels the chill too 🗡️🥀

✏️ lara wick active 💣 total annihilation 💥 i have chosen absolute violence today & i will not be accepting apologies from trinity 🏹💀

I Swear I Only Came To Save The Galaxy, But I Got Distracted By The Space Bar 🍸

course the fitbit was dead the whole time. no recorded workout for me! lol

the desk is almost clean again! only counts in horse shoes, handgrenades and nuclear arms! but you can hug your children with nuclear arms!

sorry i'm late, had to buy weed, why's it gotta be hot on the day imma go stand in a field??

oh johny, what are you doing.....

what? dont you keep your poop in a box?

that steak was bigger than anticipated, but oh sooooo good

**SUBATHON**🔪🗡️it's been how long??? 🥳🥂🎉🎊🪅🪅well how do we celebrate that?