I don't know how I survived that

Safety's off. Weapons free. I'm the Jumpmaster.

I absolutely railed this guy

I get 100 bangered, man

I cannot believe I accidentally hit reload

I caught that one in the handbasket

I'll show you something really easy real quick

probably be the last game before I get off

I got absolutely mollywashed, to say the least

i'd be pro by now

That's what I get for talking shit

I throw a grenade on accident

it's free if you pay $70 for the game

it's a breath of breath air

Customs Now & Give Away Later!

Customs Now & Give Away Later!