It's my heirloom! It's what I'm passing down to my children!

You're a YouTuber? Oh my god!

I'm Rumpelstiltskin. I'm here to steal your kids.

Friendship is magic

I am Groot. And he broke my legs instead.

you can't rage bait me

Gotta pick up some context clues here and there

it's not the compliment you think it is

it's like a separate ass game in my Steam library

a freaking creepy ass like underwater monster showed up and grabbed me

i'm just a little guy you want to let me in

i'm richer than you and i was like you're right but still

every time i have to use my slang i have to be a bad italian

You're an actual scientist. Holy shit.

Bro, this is a social game and I already messed up

Let me in. I don't want to die.