he's getting a part-time job to get away from grandma

i was on this game for 48 hours straight

I have a small ass. It don't clap.

LIVE ON IT!!

he just decides he wins the dance battle and we just die

Somebody threw the hottest pizza from hell in my lap

Is he like a cat in heat?

from Pho to friend so fast

Terrible tamer Frat at it again

wonder why is the password tigobitties

I definitely died. It was madness. I forgot where my weapons were.

why is somebody belching in my ear

WTF is that¿ NightWolf!!

I woke up, applied jobs, thought about self-immolating, and now I'm here

It's the water's fault. Nothing's my fault.

I thought I had it on Friends Only