POV: You are a spambot in Matt's chat

"He was throttlin' somethin'...BRAD NOOOOO!"

[HL1 scientist scream]

Chrissy Clips Through

The Moltisanti Mambo

Matt finds himself in The Sopranos

Ryan the Cruel Prince (he HATES kids!)

Ya'll have a good day!

The Malding of the Matthew

"Clown has breeched containment."

the spookiest jumpscare of them all

Interrupted my stories again

He's been like this for five minutes or more.

What it feels like when there's a sudden ad break

Matt gets jumped by a cryptid [SCARY] (DO NOT CLICK)

Surprise at the Front Door