Put it this way. On a daily basis, I was taking anxiety medication

this is not the correct pronunciation, okay

Schnell is fast, which is stupid because it sounds like snail

I say cauliflower because I hate cauliflower

What a bunch of dinguses

If you want my loot, you're gonna work for it, baby

it's one thing to say a bad word, but don't play me like I'm stupid, son

She knows she's guilty whenever she farts

the day me shit turns purple and me piss rainbows

Oh my God, Rooney, you scared me

Instead of game chair, we have gamer toilets

I don't even know if that's a legit website, but if it is, brilliant

That's the only kind of camping I ever liked to be, man

Love you. Say it back.

blowing up my own boat on accident

Non-gamer wives don't understand