i was chunky salsa

a little cf humor to kill the time

there might be a tornado just waiting to mug you

Why did the pigeon cross the road? None of your goddamn business.

i love the taste of balls

playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater is paying off. All the years of training.

Lil' Dez Flexing on Igor

Don't Judge a Pumpkin by its Painting

I am cold, naked and alone

420. 69. Wow. That's it. That's it.

Neurodivergence. Oh, God! And that should answer both.

the scoreboard reads 420, and then 6-9, back to back, in that order, on camera, forever

... Love what?

Why is his name Ethan?

That's sick as hell!

we're going to really make out like bandits