I didn't paint myself. Like, nothing. I did nothing.

I had everyone look in the bleachers and they actually believed me

They missed a really good opportunity there. I'm honestly surprised they didn't do that

you got to stop to cast a spell. Like, what even is this?

Now we're really playing some runescape

switch to the air spell, you weirdo

you know chat i'm not gonna lie

I have really bad aphasia

I can attack midair in Skyrim

you don't have to outrun the bear, you just got to outrun the guy next to you

Quincy just got lost on the way back, you know?

sevens are registered six offender

I went into a tattoo shop to get a tattoo

it was cheaper to buy a 3D printer than the army

Dude, why does a shovel do so much damage?

I'm sorry, I had to