It was a control issue

What am I playing a runescape right now

big long pole that nobody knew they needed?

There is one thing I will say that I do like about this game

Oh, Mr. Worm! I have an idea for you, buddy!

If I want to play Rest Area Simulator

You know what? I'm gonna take a guess.

Yeah, I stayed home the whole day.

they did not warn me they were sick

I like how I made myself a platform of fireworks to stand on.

That was my biggest crash on a game

That's a shit donkey would do

I guess the boat is kind of a dick shape, isn't it?

I am not an early person

when I was a kid, I used to get a bunch of Tabasco in my mouth as punishment

You used to love your grandma's mac and cheese