One is named Gary. The other is also named Gary.

A magnifying glass and a dream

someone brought a gun to church

I sincerely thought that batteries were not that heavy

i literally felt my soul leave my body

Flare Gun Head Shot

The catapult's poisoned, Skelly

I better evict this from my digestion

You're going to watch this vein in my forehead pop

Eternal loves twiggy trees!

ok.

I did get a degree in beavening

Imagine being fart blasted by a beefalo

Meatball Sin

If a moose punches you in the face

You people with dirty minds...