Common sense is like deodorant — the people who need it most never use it...... ~come vibe~

Common sense is like deodorant — the people who need it most never use it...... ~come vibe~

just bought a new blindfold, can't really see myself wearing it....... ~come vibe~

I was going to share a joke about the Grand Canyon but it's too edgy...... ~come vibe~

Queue is pronounced as "Q", the other letters are just waiting...... ~come vibe~

Queue is pronounced as "Q", the other letters are just waiting...... ~come vibe~

Queue is pronounced as "Q", the other letters are just waiting...... ~come vibe~

Queue is pronounced as "Q", the other letters are just waiting...... ~come vibe~

Do prisoners who fall in love finish each other’s sentences?... ~come vibe~

Do prisoners who fall in love finish each other’s sentences?... ~come vibe~

Yesterday, I made some fish tacos, I don't think the fish liked them....... ~come vibe~

To whoever stole my Ambien, I will not rest until I find you!....... ~come vibe~

I used to be a procrastinator, but now I've decided to do all of that tomorrow........ ~come vibe~

dont shoot

A dictator walked into a bar ... and ordered everyone around...... ~come vibe~

A dictator walked into a bar ... and ordered everyone around...... ~come vibe~