as a corrupt police officer i have not witness anything UwU

people shooting me out of the sky UwU

pow right in the kisser

daddy!

Being a bully

don't mess with me FOOL

was getting chased by a tank and shot at

thirsty thursday? it's saturday!

i got chased UwU

lucky eject from the missile hit my plane UwU

ou mai gaad

Black Jack

Joshy boii almost killed us UwU

why buy me back if i have a P shooter...meow

we rekt that noob UwU

idk what the fck i was saying lol