See you soon, the Duke

No, I will not hurt the birdie

oh my god you're naked bro hello

I have tried a couple of drugs

Definitely not a butts! That's right! Yes!

seagulls are government drones designed to steal people's food

No context: ang laki naman ng itlog (Translation: WOW HUGE EGGS)

hmm, where is Elien?

Thank you, Obama

My ex-wife was struck by lightning

GOOP

The Longest Backflip

DYSLEXIC ALLEGATIONS (I KEEP MISREADING IN FILIPINO)

200...

Tweak real quick

Translation: WHOEVER WINS GETS LEON KENNEDY